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Friday Funny Caption Contest 9/18

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Re: Friday Funny Caption Contest 9/18

"I guess I showed those brats who's boss!... did the temperature just drop?"

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Nate
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Re: Friday Funny Caption Contest 9/18

Timmy's SuperSuction bucket was the only antiperspirant that worked for grandpa during the dog days of summer

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mick
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Re: Friday Funny Caption Contest 9/18

The last known photograph of young Freddy Birch.

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Salient
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Re: Friday Funny Caption Contest 9/18

After two weeks of enduring grandpa's cruel directive that he use the roof bucket as a urinal, Little Timmy finally snapped.

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Bangdzo
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Re: Friday Funny Caption Contest 9/18

Just to lighten things up.

 

A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
Departmental Manager: "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we can be on our way."
Hardware Engineer: "No, that will take far too long and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it and we can be on our way."
Software Engineer: "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."

 

Peter

 

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mick
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Re: Friday Funny Caption Contest 9/18

Most Excellent!

 

Might I add a Northwest Captain and Copilot: Turn on Autopilot, pull out laptop and check to see when you are scheduled to go down the mountain again.